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Tales from a Dating Show

Our most promising characters are here to serenade you!

A cursive P, on an orange background with white spots
retty much since I can remember,
I have often dreamed of a
lifelong partner.
A cursive L, on a pink background with purple stripes traveling from the top right to the bottom left
et your mind open up to all the possibilities and
you'll love me at once.
A cursive A, on a red background
n extrovert at heart,
I wanna be where the people are
hanging out.
A cursive Y, on a gray background with red diamonds
a know if I had a girlfriend, I'd have
so many things to tell her.
A cursive G on a light teal background with white vertical stripes
oing axe throwing is my favorite first date.
People down here think I'm crazy but I don't care.
A cursive U on a blue background with small white dots
nderstand this: when I find my person,
the birds will sing and wedding bells will ring
for us.
A cursive E on a light green background with gray stars
ven I think we could be the perfect couple –
all it takes is faith and trust.
A cursive S on a light yellow background with light gray horizontal stripes
o many people here are looking for love.
Oh, isn't this amazing?
A cursive S on a purple background with white hearts
adly this dating show is kinda short, but
let's not be too hasty
and really get to know each other.
A cursive W on a light pink background with white triangles
hy am I
stuck in the same place I've always been
while my friends are getting married. Help!!
A cursive H on a gray background with a white filled-in circle inside a thick white ring
onestly, I'd never find love
if I were truly to be myself.
A cursive O on a teal background, with a gray upward-pointing triangle surrounded by gray inverse-V shapes
nce you date me,
you'll learn things you never knew you never knew.

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Pretty much since I can remember, I have often dreamed of a lifelong partner.
Let your mind open up to all the possibilities and you'll love me at once.
An extrovert at heart, I wanna be where the people are hanging out.
Ya know if I had a girlfriend, I'd have so many things to tell her.
Going axe throwing is my favorite first date. People down here think I'm crazy but I don't care.
Understand this: when I find my person, the birds will sing and wedding bells will ring for us.
Even I think we could be the perfect couple – all it takes is faith and trust.
So many people here are looking for love. Oh, isn't this amazing?
Sadly this dating show is kinda short, but let's not be too hasty and really get to know each other.
Why am I stuck in the same place I've always been while my friends are getting married. Help!!
Honestly, I'd never find love if I were truly to be myself.
Once you date me, you'll learn things you never knew you never knew.

Potential matches
The statements above should give you an idea of who these mysterious characters are:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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After you know their identities, you'll need to narrow down the pool. You mentioned a few things you don't like; let's read them off one by one:

  • People with reddish hair (x3)
  • Those with the magical powers (x7)
  • Hat wearers (x3)
  • Those with a bit of a bad streak (x4)
  • Those who sing and dance in the forest surrounded by animals (x4)
  • Anyone with a pulse (x3)

Your final match
A black silhouette of a person's head and shoulders, containing a white question mark, on a gray background
6 2 4 4 8 → 6 3